- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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