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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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