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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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