Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

I have cancer. And you're next.

You know what's funny? Rape

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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