Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

why is this joke funny because your laughing

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

A black student graduated High School

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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