How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Women's rights

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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