- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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