yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Anti Joke

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