I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Nah Nero, nothing wrong here, I mean I am down to earth, you made me realize that, and sincerely you are my best friend, I mean I hang out with geeks all day, and yeah I might be a bit nerdy or even geeky myself, but not like this, I want to be more like you, spend time with you, not playing dungeon and dragons telling myself I am some warrior princess... I thought playing that crap was gonna get funnier but thats not true the least. What I am trying to say is that I look up to you, what you achieved, and still do, while if you look at me, I am literally several grades below you, so yeah, you are looking down at me. And yeah, I might be falling in love with you to be honest, but I know you have a wife and I am the jealous insecure kind, so I would not want to share you with anyone in fear of losing you if you where my husband, but I dont love you for what I want you to be, I love you for who you are. And yeah I know it must be awkward hearing me type my heart out here, but if you want to know me for who I truly am, as sincere as you are, you deserve it. And no, you are not blunt, you are what people would call "honest to a fault", and I adore that side of you, I mean if I want to hear what people think they want me to hear, I ask anyone else, but you, you are different, you are honest to death, and that makes me feel safe and trust you when you say things, I mean you are a free spirit, if you thought I was ugly you would have told me, and that would have been okay, if it where you actually. So I am sorry if I sound weird or desperate or something, its just whats inside of me right now.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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