Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Women's rights

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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why am I writing this...im bored

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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