- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Women's rights

You were born.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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