What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Male leadership.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Anti Joke

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