- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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