What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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A black student graduated High School

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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