What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Penis

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Julian Ha.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Bob Saget that is all

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Anti Joke

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