My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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