- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

I love alchohol!

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

your face

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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