- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

The New York Giants

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

why do mexicans get made fun of

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

this website even though its hilarious.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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