What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

did you stub your toe?

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Knock Knock No solicitors

The New York Giants

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

The FCC

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

why do mexicans get made fun of

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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