- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Tilt your screen back .

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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