Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

your face

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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