Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Prostitution is bad.......

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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