- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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