A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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