- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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