Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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An anti-joke

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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