- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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