- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

the bible

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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