Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Knock knock come in.

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Justin's life

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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