Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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