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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

I literally died laughing

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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