- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What stops a train? A missile

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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