A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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