- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What is brown and sticky? A stick

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

they're dead. idiot.

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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