How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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I'm so punny.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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XD Jackass.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Sixty... eight

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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