- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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