- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

I enjoy Popcorn

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What's brown and sticky? A stick

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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