- Anti Joke

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike