Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

This is a joke.

Urban ghettos

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

breasts

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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