- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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