What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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