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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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