- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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