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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What's big and purple? Barney

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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