- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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