One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

A black student graduated High School

Ily bae

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

nolan is gay

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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