- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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