Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

hi dave

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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okay so theres this guy.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

WILLY

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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