- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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