- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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